Text Messages 1

1. Pare 1: Pre! dako.ag ngisi nimu gud?

    Pare 2: nagdamgo ko gabi.eh. Nagkuyog kuno tah!

    Pare 1: nya unsa may problema ana?

    Pare 2: wala lang.. Gikilig lng KO!! HAHHAH

2. GIRL: aanhin mo ba yang hagdan na dala2x mo?

    GUY: eto ba? aakyat sana ako ng ligaw sayo.

    GIRL: ang sweet mo naman..di na kailangan.. yumuko ka nalang.

    GUY: (nagtataka) bakit??

    GIRL: pakipulot ng puso ko.nahuhulog na sayo .. 

3. Just wondering why people suddenly change. one day he's so sweet and makes you feel special then the next day he disappears and act as if you were strangers. :|

4. M0st of us can't sleep when we are starting t0 fall in l0ve..same as we can't sleep when that l0ve is starting t0 end..

5. It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

6. You said you loved me but you didn't at all, you said you wouldn't hurt me but you let me fall </3

7. No one taught me to fly, so every time I fell for you, I hit the ground.

8. Sometimes you just gotta walk away, hold your head high, and pray to God they don't see you cry.

9. Some times forgetting someone is the best thing you can do, even if it means losing good memories, and some times saying goodbye is better than the hello </3

10. No one will ever love you like i do...why cant you see that?

11. You broke my heart so bad even bob the builder wont be able to fix it :'(

12. <name> is no longer wasting his time on someone who can't make time for his.

13. You may have forgotten me-because you never cared; but I will never forget you!! All the pain you caused, makes it worth remembering a few happy memories.

14. I don't want my old and broken heart back... you can have it.. cause I'm creating a new and stronger one that you will never have.

15. My tears are just words my heart can't say ... I just need to let go and move on ...

16. Does it matter anymore to you that I still love you? Guess not because you barely talk to me, listen to me, or  even look at me when i tell you I Love You.

17.... Wonders, what went wrong. We were happy and everything... then one day... everything went wrong and there was nothing to do but give up, and try to move on.

18. Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry at someone that it is to tell them you're hurt.

19. Two students wer caught naked having sex in a classrum 

JANITOR: aha! violating school rules! 

BOY: wat rule??

JANITOR: (thinking) NOT WEARING UNFORM!!! HAHAHA

20. Paikot-ikot lng ang mga QOUTES!

pasa d2, pasa dun! 

nabasa na noon mbbsa n nman ngaun!

pwd bang wag nlng QOUTES ang ipsa, 

uyab nasad pra biboh tah! hehehe

21. Junior: tay, ngano ang tin2x sakung clasm8 mura sampaluk?

TATAY: hahahaha! Nganu di nak, gamay?

Junior: dli man tay, ASLUM!

22. (3 ka madre): Niagi 2ngod sa parot?

(parot): pula, puti, yellow?

(madre1): ahhh! hibal.an man a2ng panty mga sister?

(pagkaugma!) niagi nasad 3 ka madre....

(parot): green, itom, pink?

(madre2): ahh! hibal.an mn gyapon a2ng panty mga sister?

(madre3): ugma d ta magpanty!

Niagi ang mga madre...

(parot): nag2o cguro dli matag.an ayy!!

kulot, opaw, ubanon..wahahahha... 

23. Nagtanong ang teacher kay juanTeacher:juan anung hayop

ang nagsisimula sa letter kJuan:mam kuto poTeacher:hindi!!

nagtatapos ito sa letter wJuan:mam alam ko na kutowTeacher:hindi!!

Pang lupa itoJuan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupaTeacher:hindi!!

May sungay tohJuan:mam dimonyong kutow

24. Sweet break up:

GIRL: maghiwalay nlng tayo

BOY: okay lang babalikan ko na lng

yung ex ko

GIRL: Aba! ang kapal mo talaga!

...We're officially break!...

KINABUKASAN

BOY: I still love you

GIRL: Dba break na tayo?

babalikan mo pa nga ex mo dba?

BOY: Eto na nga binabalikan na ulit kta

25. Minsan mas maganda pang malabo nalang ang mga bagay bagay s inyong dalawa, dhl bka pg nlinaw na e mlaman mong malabo pala talaga

26. Ang bilis ng panahon, nung bata pa ako dati rati...

ang dami kong gus2...

ngayon?

ikaw na lang. haha

27. Laughing isn't something

you do for fun. it is sometimes

a relief when you badly misses

someone. or an instant

escape when you're hurting

...too much.

28. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end, and not just settle on a comma.. y? coz time will come, you'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence, rather than seeing a phrase that's completely hanging and doesn't make any sense...

29. Question and answer portion! Host: Miss Bulgaria!

Miss Bulgaria: Yes?

Host: How old are you?

Miss Bulgaria: Im 20 years old.

Host: What would you be expecting after 5 years?

Miss Bulgaria: I`d be 25.

30. GUARD: sus! maryusep..abi kog kalag ka.

unsa imong gitiltil sa lapida?

NAGTILTIL: ang amaw!wrong spelling ako pnglan.

31. Evrytym u miss me just put ur ryt hand

infront of u heart close ur eyes

and feel da beat..

ready, BAYANG MAGILIW ,HANDA AWIT!!

32. What is mention?

MENTION is actually the house of mayeyemen..

you know?

like.. and ganda nman ng mention mo.

pwd mkitira?

33. Kusinero naglata sa otin sa baka...

onom ka oras ang nilabay

GAHI ra ghapon! ntingala ang kosinero,

iyang giukay

pastilan naa man diay BILAT sa bka nasagol! :))